Hairy Dog

Another word for a Penis

Kanye: I tugged of the old Hairy Dog last night! ;)

by T' up north March 27, 2015

hairy dog

When you're that smashed after the sesh you can't pronounce hair of the dog

Hairy dog or not?

by 7ftdwarf September 24, 2017

hairy dog gums

A slightly mangy or poorly kept flange. Usually associated with an older "experienced" woman, where her flaps have slightly blackened.

Q: Did you go down on her?
A: No, she had hairy dog gums so I pulled out last minute.

by Andrew Burden August 31, 2006

hairy hot dog

YET another word for the penis!

I need to shave my hairy hot dog

by darryl February 5, 2003

Hairy Chili Dog

Much like your standard "chili dog", (When a man lays a sloppy shit on a woman's breasts and then titfucks her.) Except this one is usually done on a fat hairy man's chest... or woman if you're lucky enough to find one with a hairy chest.

"Dude, I keep finding chesthair dingle-berries embedded in my pubs after I gave that guy David a Hairy Chili Dog!"

by Word Smartist January 25, 2022

shit off you hairy dogs cock

good insult, fun to use.

chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

by chris and liam February 12, 2007

hairy dogs cock

a very small penis that is very hairy like i mean all up the rod balls and into the gooch.

My friends penis is a hairy dogs cock. once he was cockslapping me and i woke up to see the smallest penis ever withy the most hair ever.

by wedgie June 20, 2007