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long hair dont care 

A girl with a un-tamed, wildly free, sometimes nappy, excessively long VAGINA hair.
"If her hair gets caught in her pant zipper, shes too "long hair dont care" for ya bro!"

my hair it dont move

my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch

Long Hair, Dont care 

One with Flawless long hair, who maintains his/her feature and uses it to gain advantage over the average short haired male or female in any shape way or form, and who uses his/her wonderful hair to its full advantage.. 'Long hair, Don't care' is for anyone with beautiful hair; Not caring how you rock your hair because his/her's will most likely be more better and stylish.
Guy/Girl 1 - "You need to cut your hair."

Guy/Girl 2 - "Hell no, I got Long hair, dont care"

long hair; dont care 

its a saying to use when girls just wanna have fun and not worry about the drama.
used when a girl is so awesome and has long hair. there is nothing in life that can bring them down. when with her girls she can simply look at them and say "long hair dont care" and they know it will be a great night.
this saying has been mentioned in a few songs, no hands & lil wayne songs. simply stated: a saying a girl uses to establish a good time and party midset.
lauren: "he is such a tool. we will get you another guy"
stacey:"itll be a great night without him!!"
jill: "got that long hair; dont care"

julia: "its gonna be a great night!"
kendall: "long hair; dont care!!"

long hair don't care 

A phrase originally used in the late '60s and early '70s in support of the hippie movement against the older generation's often prude and narrowminded world view, which associated long hair (especially on males) with a sloppy lifestyle. Sometimes also related to long hair on males being associated with homosexuality due to the similarity with traditionally feminine hairstyles. The phrase emphasizes that the speaker isn't affected by what is meant as an insult but actually embraces the accusation.
"Get a haircut, you hippie!"
- "Long hair don't care!"

or:
"Get a haircut, you faggot!"
- "Long hair don't care!"
long hair don't care by nicky123 September 6, 2014

Hair-don't 

An ill-conceived hairstyle, usually sported by professional football players. A particularly ridiculous but seemingly fashionable hair cut.
"Do you watch the world cup last night, did you see Ronaldo's new hair-don't?"
Hair-don't by Dunc Slamm June 22, 2014
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