Hair-don't
An ill-conceived hairstyle, usually sported by professional football players. A particularly ridiculous but seemingly fashionable hair cut.
Hair-don't by Dunc Slamm June 22, 2014
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Hair Don't
What you say when somebody changes their hair style over night and it looks rubbish, thus giving them the hint to change it back!
Hair Don't by halooooom March 19, 2006
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hair don't by Luvicious July 16, 2011
long hair don't care
A phrase originally used in the late '60s and early '70s in support of the hippie movement against the older generation's often prude and narrowminded world view, which associated long hair (especially on males) with a sloppy lifestyle. Sometimes also related to long hair on males being associated with homosexuality due to the similarity with traditionally feminine hairstyles. The phrase emphasizes that the speaker isn't affected by what is meant as an insult but actually embraces the accusation.
"Get a haircut, you hippie!"
- "Long hair don't care!"
or:
"Get a haircut, you faggot!"
- "Long hair don't care!"
- "Long hair don't care!"
or:
"Get a haircut, you faggot!"
- "Long hair don't care!"
long hair don't care by nicky123 September 6, 2014
long hair don't care
Lil Wayne often uses this in his lyrics. He is saying he doesn't care if a girl, chick, woman, whoever has a "bush" or long pubic hairs. He will still fuck you.
Mr.Carter-Lil Wayne
I know my role, and I play it well
And I wear it well, on my Libra scale
I suck a pussy, fuck a pussy leave it there
long hair don't care
You can also see it like these,
long hurr don't curr
long hair don't even care
I know my role, and I play it well
And I wear it well, on my Libra scale
I suck a pussy, fuck a pussy leave it there
long hair don't care
You can also see it like these,
long hurr don't curr
long hair don't even care
long hair don't care by it ain't chabooty it chabeauty January 21, 2010
short hair don't care
A phrase total knobs or lame ass noobs use to describe their freshly shorn locks usually while moronically gurning for selfies.
Natalia: Bin Bin, you toteel beech! You totally like ruined my new Louis Vuitton bag with your spice latte!!
Bin Bin: What evs... Short hair don't care.
Bin Bin: What evs... Short hair don't care.
short hair don't care by pangman October 3, 2018
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