Hair Cock 

A bulge in a females bathing suit or underwear formed because of absurd amounts of pubic hair.

"I went to the beach and realized that my girlfriend had a giant hair cock."

Hair Cock by tag-nut March 21, 2009

cock hair 

a unit of measurement; used to indicate a very small distance as related to the small hairs that can grow on a man's dick; used mainly as a construction term.

Hey Bill, how far are we off on that last cut? We were off by just about a cock hair.

OR

Can you move it my way a cock hair.

cock hair by Boys of Menom April 2, 2012

cock hair tumble weed

Pubic hair and blanket fuzz that blows around inside jail.

Did you hear Jays’ snoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.

cock hair tumble weed by Karen wise March 7, 2019

Overgrown cock hair 

Overgrown human that doesn’t know how to fish

Hey Luke you overgrown cock hair y can’t you ever catch any fish

Overgrown cock hair by The frank eater December 28, 2019

haircock 

A bullshit word made up for dirty scrabble

haircock is not a fucking word, douche

haircock by rookie200 March 17, 2010