A woman's discrete ejaculation of a man through the use of one or more hand(s). Specifically refers to a situation with a high risk of discovery, e.g. at the movie theater, under the dinner table or in the back of a taxi cab. (Note: Some women lack the forearm strength to perform the handango to completion.)
The best part of the ride home from my eighth grade field trip to Washington D.C. was getting a handango under a blanket at the back of the bus.
Haidance is loyal and very funny!!!She can also be stupid but don't worry its in a good way😁!She has 3 main best friends there names are Carlie,Maddie,and jasmine!Haidance has gorgeous red hair and beautiful blue eyes. At some points she can be a little emotional but she is never scared to explain her feelings.Everyone needs a haidance or there life would never be complete
Carlie:What's that
Haidance: girl that's a booty hole,I mean girl that's a haidance
Both:BAHAHAHAHA
Haidan is a fun and trustworthy friend that will get along with anyone. She pretty and any guy who meets her will have an immediate crush on her. Haidan is sporty and great at most sports, mostly soccer and basketball. She is an awesome friend who always tries to do the right thing.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.