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The messing you send your crush when you masturbating and only have one hand free
You are so funny

Hahahq
Hahahq by Bad autocorrect June 5, 2016
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The big hahahaha 

When you find something really funny
That was pretty funny, I did the big hahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 

The ultimate stage of boredom, typing 'ha' 69 times in a browser and making an urban dictionary definition for it.
Person 1: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Person 2: nice

hahaholic 

Someone who either says haha after everything, or says haha way too much. Usually the haha-ing happens online.
hey whats up? haha
whats so funny?
nothing haha
ok...
yup haha
are you like a hahaholic or something?
idk haha
hahaholic by the paper bag artist January 1, 2010

hahahahah fuck you 

When your trying to be sarcastic and be a dick about it
Oh you think that's funny hahahahah fuck you
When you're not sure wether to put hahaha or haha. You hope the person will take it either way. Many would think there is not a big difference between hahaha and haha but they are wrong. Haha is more of an unnecessary pause while hahaha signifies a joke was said that was actually worth a chuckle. Hahah is a good compromise for the indecisive.
Guy 1: Hey, so I totally hooked up with your mom last night.
Guy 2: Hahah, no way.
hahah by Henry Wadsworth Longpants January 19, 2011

HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

when shit is funny in the groupchat
person #1:

person #2: hi
me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH by inloveeeeee February 19, 2019
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