A word used to describe a response by a know-it-all. You say something to them that's slightly incorrect and they will excitedly, even smugly go off on one, "hactually..."
Hactually, the deep web is not full of porn, illegal drug trade websites and stolenbank details. That would be the dark web that you speak of.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"