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hackenberryflusterclutch 

Hackenberryflusterclutch is a word made up to put in place of the bad word (foul language) said by a child.

instead of saying "shit, fuck, asshole, " your mother would like for you to use this cuss word instead, "hackenberryflusterclutch"
Child :reaches for the pitcher of kool-aid in the refrigerator knocks off onto the floor, child: cusses and parent hears child and helps make up little kids cuss words.... Kid is almost 40 and still uses her cuss word, hackenberryflusterclutch, today.

hackenberg

1. A guy who thinks he's cool but everyone dislikes him. Now he's on steroids.

2. A guy who thinks he is God's gift to women and men but has never gotten laid by either sex.

3. Aspires to be a gay porn star, but will only become said star when male masturbation becomes a popular porn category.
Dude, look at that broseph over there with the over-gelled hair and ripped jeans. What a Hackenberg.
hackenberg by Superstar Max April 8, 2009

Hackangel 

A nice looking young guy who always smiles. He has lots of friends and we wishers
Be a Hackangel
Hackangel by Tony Angel April 3, 2020