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Haassing 

The act of two teammates crashing into each other during a race. Before, this was known as Force Inding
David Croft-“The two Renaults just crashed into each other”
Wtf1-“Looks like the two Renaults were haassing”
Haassing by MansoM August 4, 2019
Words you can keep

mouth harassing 

A furious and passionate method of eating a hamburger.
What I look like crying over some guy that don't want me when I could be mouth harassing a hamburger, bitch!

Harassing Hoes

-When your at the club and don’t care one bit and start talking to every fine chick in the vicinity.

-when you pull up on two bad chicks sitting on the bus stop and lay the Mack down on them.
Bro, there’s some fine chicks in thIs club tonight, Its about that time to start Harassing Hoes.
Get it in, playa!
Harassing Hoes by Sel-Block July 31, 2020

Head-Hassing

To commit acts of Tom-foolery with the boys.
Hey let’s go do some head-hassing this weekend.
Head-Hassing by FatMule1941 September 10, 2023
1. The act of shaking and/or vibrating a school desk, as if compelled by the will of Satan himself.

2. Giving birth to a half bat/half human child.
I got a ticket for Haasing at 55HPH in a 45HPH zone.
Haasing by lkasjdf;lkasf January 6, 2009

textual harassing 

To irritate or torment persistently via text messaging.
This guy keeps "textual harassing" me, I wish he would leave me alone!!
textual harassing by Renfrow October 14, 2008
A guy from Denmark who can drink 100 beer
"I just drank 100 beers" Kristian Hassing, Denmark
hassing by Boegsted October 24, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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