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Software that has ruined the lives of chemical engineers since 1994.

A chemical engineering program, specifically for process engineering that is the least helpful or reliable piece of software ever written PERIOD. It acts with a random mind of its own. When HYSYS is having a bad day, prepare for endless frustration with a simple 'unsloved' or consistancy error, and when finally allowing your process to succeed, gives you different answers to the person next to you.At AUD$13000 a license, you'd expect something helpful, however with HYSYS, you've expected wrong
Eg 1) *Completes long difficult process*

HYSYS: NOT SOLVED.

Top Grade Engineering Student: Fuck you HYSYS, there is nothing wrong with anything you worthless piece of shit. None of the tutors can find anything wrong either *throws monitor out window and smashes in the rest of the PC*

Eg 2)

Me: "Hey bro did you get 10000moles/hour?"

My Bro: "Nah mate, 10200"

Me: "Fuck you HYSYS, our systems are the same"
HYSYS by ENG1010 October 30, 2012
Related Words
HTSYS hsysh HTFYSI Htsyb HYSYS
Htsyb ( Hit- zip)

When you see your childhood friend or someone you know from your childhood, you say Htsyb.

H - Happy

T- To
S- see

Y- you
B- Bud
Jason: *walks on the street*
Stranger: *from the street*: Hey Jason! remember me?
Jason: Htsyb! Missed you so much! How can I ever forget you?
Htsyb by Goldey the brilliant November 30, 2021
"Spontaneity or HTFYSI" James IMed to his buddy.
HTFYSI by Sinkes December 30, 2008
Go jsgdhhd
Why are you looking at this? Get a job!
Guy 1:Hsysh jsgdudjdjd.

Guy 2: what? Are you on crack?
hsysh by Dovakiin Ω May 4, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026