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Software that has ruined the lives of chemical engineers since 1994.

A chemical engineering program, specifically for process engineering that is the least helpful or reliable piece of software ever written PERIOD. It acts with a random mind of its own. When HYSYS is having a bad day, prepare for endless frustration with a simple 'unsloved' or consistancy error, and when finally allowing your process to succeed, gives you different answers to the person next to you.At AUD$13000 a license, you'd expect something helpful, however with HYSYS, you've expected wrong
Eg 1) *Completes long difficult process*

HYSYS: NOT SOLVED.

Top Grade Engineering Student: Fuck you HYSYS, there is nothing wrong with anything you worthless piece of shit. None of the tutors can find anything wrong either *throws monitor out window and smashes in the rest of the PC*

Eg 2)

Me: "Hey bro did you get 10000moles/hour?"

My Bro: "Nah mate, 10200"

Me: "Fuck you HYSYS, our systems are the same"
HYSYS by ENG1010 October 30, 2012
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Go jsgdhhd
Why are you looking at this? Get a job!
Guy 1:Hsysh jsgdudjdjd.

Guy 2: what? Are you on crack?
hsysh by Dovakiin Ω May 4, 2018
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HYSYS hsysh HTSYS Hyss
Hope To See You Soon
opposed to using HB= Hurry Back and forget to wash your hands after using the bathroom even
Means you actually would like to talk/see the person again
HTSYS ((((((((NameOfWhoever))))))). I will be back online tomorrow at 8am
HTSYS by RoN RN January 8, 2006
Someone who never släpper kills and never ganks botlane
Hyss: "Släpper"
Team: "WTF you diddn't släpp"
Hyss: "ding ding ding"
Hyss by Ebony Bowman April 2, 2020

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
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funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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