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Brother: Hey, sis can you HOTOME ah ma for me?
Sister: Sure! Let me login to the app to update it!
HOTOME by clariceKueh March 8, 2022

homometer 

coined by Ed Helms aka Andy Bernard on the daily show.

a classier version of the gaydar
like a gay radar...

it's called a homometer!
homometer by mcha June 6, 2007
To whipe your sweaty ass on another cadets face after a parade.
I gave montgomery a hotgomery.
hotgomery by Catell May 31, 2007
A "Home Boomer". A person who insists that "hooms (homes) only go up" in value and deny the possibility of the real estate market being overvalued and unsustainable. Often times, hoomers are real estate agents or people who bought in to the market at the peak and have a vested interest in continuing to pump up the real estate bubble.
"Did you buy a home yet? I just bought a $900k 2 bedroom townhouse. It was worth it because I can sell it for $2m in 3 years. Zillow says so."
"No, I'm priced out, hoomer."
Hoomer by dots4dickn February 2, 2022

homoment 

the point at which, when talking or hanging out with someone, you realize they're gay, and they realize you're gay
Me and Jason were passionateley discussing musicals when suddenly it hit me....we were having a homoment.
homoment by J-K April 14, 2006
Adj.
Hotsome is, of course, the slow roasted blend between Hot and Awsome. It was first used in describing a girl who was not only Hot beyond belief, but amazingly cool as well. Now Hotsome has a variety of uses, but you'll still sound like a cali slang reject when using it.
Hot + Awsome = Hotsome

"So I met this chick at a concert last night, she was so hot! And she's a riot, totally awsome! Fuck, she's Hotsome!"
Hotsome by Pogo May 13, 2005