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Hit me the fuck up - Message me/contact me asap
hmtfu by BedderDedder January 27, 2016
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Zucot says, "need nero?"
patkey says, "hmtfu"
hmtfu by patkey June 2, 2004
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hmtfu HMTFUMF htfu Hmfu hatfucker Hatful hatfull of ass hitfu hmmful HMTF
It means Hit Me The Fuck Up. You send it to a girl when you you want to fuck
Guy “Hey girl hmtfu” Girl “ I’m DTF I’ll see you in 30 min”
HMTFU by Diddle whole September 27, 2018
Hit Me The Fuck Up

Used when "hmu" isn't enough.
"Dude I've been waiting for an hour, what's his face better HMTFU ASAP."
HMTFU by IGotTheSudss June 25, 2025

hstfunsotd 

Hoe Shut The Fuck Up& Suck On This Dick
“She tryna talk, I’m tryna hit, HSTFUNSOTD!”

-Comethazine
Harden The Fuck Up

Used to tell a weak person or persons that they have become far too weak, and to prevent further embarrasment to the human race, they must Harden The Fuck Up.
1. I see that you are on the side of the road with a flat tire. What, you, a fully grown man can't change a tire yourself, and you're waiting for a tow truck? HTFU!

2. "This is Michael. He can't go on a family holiday without bringing his portable gaming console. HTFU, Michael!"
htfu by Chopper Read October 12, 2006

as ugly as a hatful 

shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"
He was so desperate for a root that he boned her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.
as ugly as a hatful by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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