HMTF 

How much to fuck

Lee asked the girl HMTF in text messages she replied 40$

HMTF by Bkrandy May 25, 2022

hmtfu

Hit me the fuck up - Message me/contact me asap

If you get that weed link hmtfu

hmtfu by BedderDedder January 27, 2016

HMTFUMF

Hit Me the Fuck Up Mother Fucker

I wanna talk to you so HMTFUMF.

HMTFUMF by MutherFuther March 8, 2011

hmtfu

Hook Me The Fuck Up

Zucot says, "need nero?"
patkey says, "hmtfu"

hmtfu by patkey June 2, 2004

HMTFU

It means Hit Me The Fuck Up. You send it to a girl when you you want to fuck

Guy “Hey girl hmtfu” Girl “ I’m DTF I’ll see you in 30 min”

HMTFU by Diddle whole September 27, 2018

HMTFU

Hit Me The Fuck Up

Used when "hmu" isn't enough.

"Dude I've been waiting for an hour, what's his face better HMTFU ASAP."

HMTFU by IGotTheSudss June 25, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005