HLT

Hips lips and tits.

Damn son u see that sweet hottie across the hallway walking down with those sweet hip lips and tits(HLT)

by HLT present December 30, 2019

HLT

Hench Like Tench

Yo my slime you’re looking rather HLT today

by TheDentCollector December 23, 2021

HLTV

a site where it doesnt deserve to be defined. shit is retarded af but that makes it 10x better. filled with great users like prokda, f0wlie, hrp, ojsimpson_, etc. this is the goat site for anything u need, from a recipe for working out to help with ur pc setup

hltv = smart people acting dumb
reddit = dumb people acting smart

by I arent click that June 24, 2019

HLTV

Half Life Television. A server allowing you to watch a cstrike scrim/match in slightly delayed time.

Sry man u we're full for the match but u can watch us on HlTV.

OMFG did u see Complexity rock TGS!!!

by dave c-ham / infected128 August 30, 2005

hltvretard

Stupid kid that believes everything he reads on the internet.

Today i saw a hltvretard that made a stupid thread and his name was MuhammadAbdullahSudhakarKhazir , his mom wanted to abort him but was to stupid to go to a doctor.

by hltv-kids-are-retards August 29, 2016

HLTV Elites

HLTV Elites is a great server meant for users who are not snowflakes and intellectuals. Just the other day HLTV Elites users found the 23rd state of matter.

HLTV Kings get jealous when another HLTV Elites user wins a Nobel prize.

by I arent click that October 13, 2020

HLTMB

Acronym for 'He loves the mad bitches'

"n00b: Dude that tubbly chick is fine!

HaX0r: (about n00b) HLTMB"

by The Phat Controller August 18, 2003