a site where it doesnt deserve to be defined. shit is retarded af but that makes it 10x better. filled with great users like prokda, f0wlie, hrp, ojsimpson_, etc. this is the goat site for anything u need, from a recipe for working out to help with ur pc setup

hltv = smart people acting dumb
reddit = dumb people acting smart

HLTV by I arent click that June 24, 2019

HLTV

Half Life Television. A server allowing you to watch a cstrike scrim/match in slightly delayed time.

Sry man u we're full for the match but u can watch us on HlTV.

OMFG did u see Complexity rock TGS!!!

HLTV by dave c-ham / infected128 August 30, 2005

hltvretard

Stupid kid that believes everything he reads on the internet.

Today i saw a hltvretard that made a stupid thread and his name was MuhammadAbdullahSudhakarKhazir , his mom wanted to abort him but was to stupid to go to a doctor.

hltvretard by hltv-kids-are-retards August 29, 2016

HLTV Elites

HLTV Elites is a great server meant for users who are not snowflakes and intellectuals. Just the other day HLTV Elites users found the 23rd state of matter.

HLTV Kings get jealous when another HLTV Elites user wins a Nobel prize.

HLTV Elites by I arent click that October 13, 2020

HLTMB

Acronym for 'He loves the mad bitches'

"n00b: Dude that tubbly chick is fine!

HaX0r: (about n00b) HLTMB"

HLTMB by The Phat Controller August 18, 2003

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026