hearing AIDS 

What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.

"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."

hearing AIDS by Jack324 November 24, 2007

Hearing AIDS 

Hearing AIDS is a disease you get from listening to too many assholes.

"Oh brother, I was out at an Obamacare Rally the other night and I caught Hearing AIDS"

Hearing AIDS by AriAstor March 19, 2010

Hearing AIDS 

When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.

I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!

Hearing AIDS by Patrrrrrr February 19, 2009

Hearing AIDS 

A condition of poor hearing and probably AIDS, hence hearing AIDS

Wokesexuals who support drag queen shows for kids can't hear criticism because they have Hearing AIDS.

Hearing AIDS by entonces_taco August 7, 2022

Hearing-AIDS

What could possibly happen when you have unprotected ear sex.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie.

Mayo: No, what happened?

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head.

Hearing-AIDS by silverlemur December 9, 2008

Hearing-AIDS

What happens when you get fucked in the ear.

George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie

Mayo: No, what happened

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head

Hearing-AIDS by silverlemur December 13, 2008

Hearing-AIDS

Stupid and guillible...
(listens to asshole)

This guy ? Sure has hearing hearing-aids... He listens to assholes....

Hearing-AIDS by Ruv March 19, 2005