Ruv's definitions

Gladheateher

A happy roman lady-eater

How would you call a smiling roman arena fighter with pubic hair between his teeth ?
A G-LADY-eater

by Ruv March 19, 2005

oútage

An oútage represents a disruption in service that's a bit more sophisticated and in a class of its own. Maybe a bit more French. Definitely not a simple, run-of-the-mill outage.

There is an ongoing oútage affecting our office wine supply. We only have threve bottles of wine left. Must fix soonish.

by ruv May 3, 2013

do the math

To ask for the bill at a restaurant, a pub or a bar or wherever.

Could I have the "math" please ?

by Ruv April 7, 2005

caterpallor

The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

He took a bite, saw the other half of the worm in the apple and went as pale as dead... a real "caterpallor"....

by Ruv March 19, 2005

Tulips on your organ

In prise of the BJ.... which is better than many other things....

What`s better than roses on your piano ? Tulips on your organ....

by Ruv March 19, 2005

Hearing-AIDS

Stupid and guillible...
(listens to asshole)

This guy ? Sure has hearing hearing-aids... He listens to assholes....

by Ruv March 19, 2005