Definitions by Ruv

oútage 

An oútage represents a disruption in service that's a bit more sophisticated and in a class of its own. Maybe a bit more French. Definitely not a simple, run-of-the-mill outage.

There is an ongoing oútage affecting our office wine supply. We only have threve bottles of wine left. Must fix soonish.

oútage by ruv May 3, 2013

do the math 

To ask for the bill at a restaurant, a pub or a bar or wherever.

Could I have the "math" please ?

do the math by Ruv April 7, 2005

Tulips on your organ 

In prise of the BJ.... which is better than many other things....

What`s better than roses on your piano ? Tulips on your organ....

Tulips on your organ by Ruv March 19, 2005

caterpallor

The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.

He took a bite, saw the other half of the worm in the apple and went as pale as dead... a real "caterpallor"....

caterpallor by Ruv March 19, 2005

Hearing-AIDS

Stupid and guillible...
(listens to asshole)

This guy ? Sure has hearing hearing-aids... He listens to assholes....

Hearing-AIDS by Ruv March 19, 2005

Gladheateher

A happy roman lady-eater

How would you call a smiling roman arena fighter with pubic hair between his teeth ?
A G-LADY-eater

Gladheateher by Ruv March 19, 2005