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Hearing-AIDS

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What happens when you get fucked in the ear.
George: hey man, did you hear about Charlie

Mayo: No, what happened

George: He got hearing-AIDS messin around with Gibby. He's such a chowda-head
Hearing-AIDS by silverlemur December 13, 2008
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Hearing-AIDS

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Stupid and guillible...
(listens to asshole)
This guy ? Sure has hearing hearing-aids... He listens to assholes....
Hearing-AIDS by Ruv March 19, 2005
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hearing AIDS 

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What you might get if you have unprotected phone sex.
"What? I can't hear you. Let me turn up my hearing AIDS."
hearing AIDS by Jack324 November 24, 2007
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Hearing AIDS 

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Hearing AIDS is a disease you get from listening to too many assholes.
"Oh brother, I was out at an Obamacare Rally the other night and I caught Hearing AIDS"
Hearing AIDS by AriAstor March 19, 2010
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Hearing AIDS 

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When a female is giving you head, you precede to tell her you have AIDS and ejaculate in her ear.
I gave you grandma "hearing AIDS" for her birthday!
Hearing AIDS by Patrrrrrr February 19, 2009
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Hearing AIDS 

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A condition of poor hearing and probably AIDS, hence hearing AIDS
Wokesexuals who support drag queen shows for kids can't hear criticism because they have Hearing AIDS.
Hearing AIDS by entonces_taco August 7, 2022
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swamp dog

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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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aired 

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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

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verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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