General twat-ish sayings/speeches/jokes that fall flat. Can be used to replace the word "cunt" or "shit". i.e "What a Henshaw" or "Such a Henshaw joke!"

One man walks into a bar. Says ouch!

"Such a Henshaw joke!"

Henshaw by MPC1993 March 12, 2013

Related Words

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henshaw

Being in a state worse then dead but clinging on to his last few breaths. Waste of a life

U look awful, worse then henshaw

henshaw by Swithins February 3, 2006

jude henshaw

Someone white who constantly denies it. He generally likes to think of himself as being tanned and goes out of his way to become tanned (even if it means getting sunburnt ) , constantly comparing skin colour to others. People of this nature are generally jewish.

Stop comparing skin colours! Your white as all hell. Your such a Jude Henshaw!

jude henshaw by ThatSmartAssGuy March 6, 2017

jude henshaw

Has more mates than anyone and can be a bit arrogant. He is shit at running but talks himself up anyway

Jude Henshaw is running today, but he wont do well.

jude henshaw by TisNotME March 8, 2017

jew henshaw

A Jew of English origin

What a Jew Henshaw

jew henshaw by ThatSmartAssGuy March 8, 2017

William Henshawl

The William Henshawl is basically the same thing as a blowjob, whereas the "WH" is on a completly diferent level of coolness. One who receives a William Henshawl is a sophisticated upperclass person.

Dude, last night was amazing, so amazing. I was riding around in my limo while wearing a smoking jacket, and then boom, she attacked me giving me the best William Henshawl recorded in history!

William Henshawl by Overdun June 1, 2010

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026