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When you tell somebody they can't dab or they dab like Hillary Clinton
P1: hey I saw your HCD

P2: shut up or I'll beat u up again
HCD by Savageultimate21 July 8, 2016
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this is a very serious disease that affects your most imortant body part, COCK. hcd stands for Huge COCK Disease. if your family or friends have this seek help immediately. it is also a matter of genetics, so talk to your family about this.
bro1: i just got tested for hcd.
bro2: how did it go?
bro1: i'm more positive than i was on my maths test.
bro2: seek help!
hcd by cockycock July 13, 2022
Hes Completely Deteriorated
hcd by NEWSLANGFRFR May 20, 2025
HAPPY CRIP DAY
“jay-z was born today so i told him HCD cause hes a crip”
HCD by billylean December 4, 2025
Acronym created on the Southampton Football Club web forums.

Every transfer window pretty much every single player released, transfer listed or otherwise available would be suggested by a forum member as a potential signing.

"He could do a job for us" was the most common description.

This was regardless of the realism of the prospect, transfer fee, desire to play for Southampton, wages etc. Any player with the slightest hint of needing a move would appear as a potential HCDAJFU.

HCDAJFU became the catch all term for the hundreds of players suggested on web forums every summer and January.

A HCDAJFU is any manager, player or chairman/millionaire that could help us.

On Saints forums there is a HCDAJFU list each transfer window, in Summer 07 about 300 different players were suggested.

Some have suggested on Urban Dictionary that HCDAJFU is some cliquey thing where the meaning was "kept" from people. This is simply not the case HCDAJFU is for everyone.
Saints fan one:

I see Francis Jeffers is available.

Saints fan two:

HCDAJFU.

or

Saints fan three

I know John Harton is fat old and welsh but I still think HCDAJFU.
HCDAJFU by Saints fan 1977 December 5, 2007
An abbreviation dreamt up by certain members of the Saints Forever website who think they're funny and clever.

Stands for "He Could Do A Job For Us".
Person A: Player X is available on a free transfer.
Person B: HCDAJFU
Person A: Eh?
Person C: Don't tell him what it means!
HCDAJFU by Lost Soul Saint August 23, 2006
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