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means half as in a half bottle
hauf bottle of vodka
hauf by big boab August 24, 2005
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to procrastinate and do absolutely nothing, the act of accomplishing nothing
Today I sat around and haufed all today.
Hauf by Thomas John Murphy March 9, 2009
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hauf Haufen hauff haufin Haufty
A person (usually a girl) with a: hot ass, ugly face
Damn, she looked fine. But when she turned around, I was dissappointed to she that she was a HAUF.
HAUF by mick November 20, 2004
OAF, extreamly large, big nose, big mouth, and pretty ugly, he has no friends because they all think hes a tool and want to kick his ass, he has no luck with girls and cant keep a girl for a month or let alone 2 weeks because he dumps them for his "family problems" sweet grow the fuck up and realize no one likes your ugly ass!!

and learn how to spell HORNY its not "whorny" damn that gilman education is paying off well
1. Someone that looks or sounds extra sexy.
"Hey man did you see that girl? Yeah man she looked so fricken haufty."

"I was at the cafe today and met this girl her voice was so haufty it could make angels sing."
Haufty by Belvast October 10, 2011
Ein Mensch der überhaupt keine Ahnung hat.
Jemand der sehr Verpeilt ist.
Eltern sind solche Haufen! Sie haben doch keine Ahnung von das Lebens eines Teenagers.
Haufen by herlo November 22, 2010
East of Scotland.

Means excessively ugly.
"You're pure haufin', pal!"
haufin by l October 20, 2004
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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