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Hauf
Hauf by Thomas John Murphy March 9, 2009
HAUF
hauf
OAF, extreamly large, big nose, big mouth, and pretty ugly, he has no friends because they all think hes a tool and want to kick his ass, he has no luck with girls and cant keep a girl for a month or let alone 2 weeks because he dumps them for his "family problems" sweet grow the fuck up and realize no one likes your ugly ass!!
and learn how to spell HORNY its not "whorny" damn that gilman education is paying off well
and learn how to spell HORNY its not "whorny" damn that gilman education is paying off well
hauf by why are you looking im not gunna tell you my name January 24, 2004
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