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to procrastinate and do absolutely nothing, the act of accomplishing nothing
Today I sat around and haufed all today.
Hauf by Thomas John Murphy March 9, 2009
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hauf • Haufen • hauff • Hauffeur • haufin • Haufty
A person (usually a girl) with a: hot ass, ugly face
Damn, she looked fine. But when she turned around, I was dissappointed to she that she was a HAUF.
HAUF by mick November 20, 2004
OAF, extreamly large, big nose, big mouth, and pretty ugly, he has no friends because they all think hes a tool and want to kick his ass, he has no luck with girls and cant keep a girl for a month or let alone 2 weeks because he dumps them for his "family problems" sweet grow the fuck up and realize no one likes your ugly ass!!

and learn how to spell HORNY its not "whorny" damn that gilman education is paying off well
1. Someone that looks or sounds extra sexy.
"Hey man did you see that girl? Yeah man she looked so fricken haufty."

"I was at the cafe today and met this girl her voice was so haufty it could make angels sing."
Haufty by Belvast October 10, 2011
Ein Mensch der überhaupt keine Ahnung hat.
Jemand der sehr Verpeilt ist.
Eltern sind solche Haufen! Sie haben doch keine Ahnung von das Lebens eines Teenagers.
Haufen by herlo November 22, 2010
East of Scotland.

Means excessively ugly.
"You're pure haufin', pal!"
haufin by l October 20, 2004
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