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Hand rape 

The act of using one's significant other's hand (while they're sleeping) to jack off.
Holy shit! My boyfriend hand raped me!
Hand rape by DCTx2008 December 9, 2008
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HAND RAPE 

The act of someone either shaking your had or giving you change froma store where they purpously go out of their way to moleste, as if fingering you, the palm of your had. A rather creepy and violated feeling.
Sue: I met Tim at the party the other night and when he shook my hand he sorta finger fucked my palm

Jen: Oh my you were hand raped
HAND RAPE by Deeshady December 23, 2007

Hand Rape 

Act of inserting partner's (or other's) hand down your pants in order for them to play with you and not allowing the release of the hand by pushing your stomach out to 'lock' their hand in place. An act of hand rape. Hours of ceaseless amusement, unless aggressive, unprovoked resistance measures taken.
Well your not cooking, or washing or anything, might as well make good use of what God's given you....why don't you hand rape me?
Hand Rape by Dr Psyko November 30, 2013

hand rape 

when you come up from behind someone, pin their hand to the ground and thrust your wrist up against theirs. Therefor, creating a very intimate experience between the two, even if it's uncalled for.
I was just hand raped. Help me
hand rape by The wenis master October 26, 2017

Hand/finger rape 

vb when greeting another person, the one person holds out his/her hand and the other person sticks his/her finger into the other person's hand as if they're fingering your hand.
Daneal and Divan greet each other every day, but every time Divan holds out his hand, Daneal "fingers" his hand instead of shaking it. Divan: "Don't hand/finger rape, me, man!"
Hand/finger rape by Mr. DL April 12, 2014

handraper 

person who takes a passed out person's hand and uses it to masturbate with.
Did you hear what Brad did last weekend? He handraped Irene when she was passed out on the couch
handraper by Daniel April 21, 2005
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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