H.T.M.

Hot Tranny Mess. a phrase that means when someone is more then a hot mess, they are a Hot Tranny Mess. Meaning their appereance is worse then a ugly tranny.
Often used by Christian Siriano of Project Runway

Can you believe she's wearing that? She looks a H.T.M.

H.T.M. by Sugs-N-Spice April 1, 2008

H.T.M.L. 

How
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anyone with a pair of balls needs to know H.T.M.L.

H.T.M.L. by bac292 March 31, 2008

H.T.M. Syndrome 

An odd affliction named after heather theresa miller (H.T.M.) when the affected individual has a sudden need to betray all the traits traits make a person human and decides to use drugs, steal from those who are kind to them tweak 24/7 on someone elses dime but still have the audacity to become so fat they almost block out the sun, in the end only to be choked out on their flying barge by non other than Princess Leia as their own child claps in relief.

Motherfucking fat bitch must have contracted H.T.M. Syndrome! all my silverware is gone and the fridge is empty!

fat tweak bitch cock juggling thunder cunt

H.T.M. Syndrome by TheTictocMan August 17, 2011

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.

The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L by Omnibender February 22, 2011

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

H.F.T.M 

Hot Filthy Tranny Mess

@EDDIENOC: Look at that H.T.M™
@SolTaiyoNOC: No baby! His not a H.T.M™, His a H.F.T.M™!!!!!!!!!!

H.F.T.M by TaiyoS May 8, 2010

I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W 

If I give you my hand will you take it and make me the happiest man in the world

Hey babe I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W!

I.I.G.Y.M.H.W.Y.T.I.A.M.M.T.H.M.I.T.W by The real G MANS February 23, 2021