H.T.M.

Hot Tranny Mess. a phrase that means when someone is more then a hot mess, they are a Hot Tranny Mess. Meaning their appereance is worse then a ugly tranny.
Often used by Christian Siriano of Project Runway
Can you believe she's wearing that? She looks a H.T.M.
by Sugs-N-Spice April 01, 2008
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H.T.M. Syndrome

An odd affliction named after heather theresa miller (H.T.M.) when the affected individual has a sudden need to betray all the traits traits make a person human and decides to use drugs, steal from those who are kind to them tweak 24/7 on someone elses dime but still have the audacity to become so fat they almost block out the sun, in the end only to be choked out on their flying barge by non other than Princess Leia as their own child claps in relief.
Motherfucking fat bitch must have contracted H.T.M. Syndrome! all my silverware is gone and the fridge is empty!

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by TheTictocMan August 17, 2011
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