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Bon L'(h)iver 

A more Continental variation of Drynuary, the practice of giving your liver a break after the ravages of the holidays. Literally, "Happy Winter Liver".

Like Ciao and Aloha, can be used as a salutation or goodbye.

Etymology: combination and play on the French word for Winter (hiver) and the booze-targeting organ (liver).
After mainlining Gloria Ferrer and Armagnac for all of December, it's time to say Bon L'(h)iver!

Bon L'(h)iver! I'll have a club soda with lime, please.
Bon L'(h)iver by Clarence Rosario January 22, 2011

H.I.V. Stick

A person who has slept with so many people, you gotta know that he/she got h.i.v.
AJ: You think Monica's a slut?

Cecelia: Yea, Monica's like a walking H.I.V. Stick
H.I.V. Stick by AJ SoCal May 3, 2010

H.I.V.I.P. 

Hollywood slang for influential gay men who may (or may not) be HIV +
Hollywood-- It's a land of H.I.V.I.P.'s, porn stars in love, scheming dermatologists, cell-phone conversations that never quite connect, and dying men who wear million-dollar watches.

C.H.I.V.E.R.S 

THE SICKESET BAND EVER!

its awesome-ness is so vast that its full potential could just destroy everything in existence.
that's why it is really underground.

because if it was well known then the universe might collapse upon itself with the mere mindblowing-ness of its sounds.
guy #1: dude did you see that C.H.I.V.E.R.S concert last night?

guy #2: aw totally man! My mind was blown!!!!

guy #1: I was raped!!!
C.H.I.V.E.R.S by Johnny5000 July 26, 2009
COVID19 and H.I.V fuelled compound illness presumably contracted during anal penetration with a positive-testing sneaky butcher.
He's self-isolating for 14 years. He has a positive case of C-H-I-V...
C-H-I-V by Renster24 December 7, 2020

Holiday H.i.v

The problem only unlucky bastards get where you spontaneously develop a vulnerability to all illnesses for the time off of work, the only cure is returning to work where you will recover instantly and of done nothing with your time away from the shithole
what did you do on the weekend
Nothing holiday h.iv had me ill all weekend
Holiday H.i.v means you are extremely vulnerable to any disease for the duration of you time off
Holiday H.i.v by ZephaLegend September 17, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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