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When performing a H-clap a female is giving a blow job to a male while she is recieving it from behind by another male. During this sexual activity the two men clap hands over the top of the female. The only way this activity is truely considered a H-clap is if the two men slap hands.
My buddy and I were H-clapping this chick at a party and before we clapped hands people just thought we were doing an ordinary eiffel tower, but once we clapped everyone cheered.
H-clap by Dome is Dome December 10, 2009
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One guy getting his nob slobbed from the north, while his buddy tags her from the south. At this point they both give each other high fives.
Dude #1:
"That H-clap was really awesome last night."

Dude's Buddy:
"Yeah, she was locked up tighter than a pair of Chinese finger cuffs."

Dude #1: "Go Bengals!"
H-Clap by Delbert McClinton December 8, 2003
Related Words
H-Clap Clapping H H h-town H.I.L.F. H Bomb H.M.F. h-mo h.j. H.R.I.

Clapping H

A sex act involving two guys and one girl. While the girl is on all fours, one man gets the chick from the rear section, the other "face fucks" her. While thrusting, the two men clap their hands over top of the girl. Their bodies form the letter 'H', thus creating the Clapping H.
Dude that total slut let me and my dude complete the Clapping H
Clapping H by JohnnyApple January 3, 2005

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026