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Hércules is a name for the mean who is constantly questioning himself why he is the way he is. He isn’t happy nor sad, just doesn’t get why he is living and doesn’t find himself ever having the ability to comfort or make others happy. That’s the reason why many ask what he does for a living or who he even is.
Hércules is a northern constellation between Corona Borealis and Lyra
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Hercules 

A man who can pleasure his woman multiple times a night; A man with a great stamina; A real alpha man
Wow, that was amazing, honey. You are my Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!
Hercules by Dbnk1117 December 14, 2008

Hercules 

Roman name for the Greek god Heracles. The word hero is derived from Hercules, even though all Hercules seemed to do was kill people who pissed him off.

Some people think Hercules was a great lover of women, but he was bi, and had more male lovers than he had women. That's why other gods like Thor were afraid to be around him.
Sam Elliot to Mel Gibson in "We Were Soldiers": Hercules was a pussy, sir. Oh wait a minute... that was Custer...
Hercules by Alfie The Horndog March 28, 2007

Hercules 

Besides putting the "glad" in "gladiator", he is a guy who carries you across the street, up three flights of stairs, pretends to be less drunk than you, bangs you into the wall, but still prevents you from falling off the top bunk over and over and over again. He also is awesome even when he is so pisseded.
Philip Gastineau is Hercules
Hercules by RandyThePuppy September 12, 2011

hercules 

The nicest town in west contra costa. However, lately has become over run with ghetto children attending the local high school. Has a very, very large population of phillipinos. Also known as Herc town. There's nothing really to do in Hercules, unless you enjoy Lucky's and one Mcdonalds.
Hercules police got nothing to do but yell at skateboarders
hercules by likikhihe December 7, 2007

Hercules 

The cutest and most manliest and most muscular dog in the world. A direct descendent of the Gods, hence the name. Likes to run into walls and chase after anything that moves. Pees on sidewalks because he is too cool to pee like everyone else.
Woah, look how awesome that dog is, he must be Hercules!
Hercules by sparkling ice 345 July 30, 2011

Hercules 

A man who can pleasure his woman multiple times a night; A man with a great stamina; A real alpha man
Wow, that was amazing, honey. You are my Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!
Hercules by Dbnk1117 December 14, 2008