by JannyFoivve November 29, 2013
Get the gyllenhal mug.found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)
person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!
by kniveschau November 12, 2021
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by Jen Y December 18, 2005
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Also a fanclub.
Also a fanclub.
Girl 1: OMG I saw Brokeback Mountain yesterday. Jake is sooooo hot. *drools*
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Girl 1: W00t, I'm so in.
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Girl 1: W00t, I'm so in.
by ~dominique April 17, 2006
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Get the gyllenholland mug.The type of guy who returns everything but the scarf. Literally doesn't start to date someone if they're over 22. Toxic. Narcissistic. Gaslighter. Non-hygienic.
by crumpled up piece of paper November 13, 2021
Get the Jake Gyllenhaal mug.Jake Gyllenhaal plays con men in every role. A slimy trickster who would sleep with your girlfriend behind your back and fart on your childs sweets whilst in church.
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Jaked Jake Gyllenhaaled Conned Taken for a fool Mugged off Lied To had childrens sweets farted on
Child: "Daddy, I came home from schools and found a man in mummys bed smiling at me and my sweets smelled of farts"... Daddy: "Shit, I've been Gyllenhaaled"
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