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jake gyllenhaal 

found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)
person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!
jake gyllenhaal by kniveschau November 12, 2021

gyllenhaalic 

She is such a Gyllenhaalic...she watches Donnie Darko at least 5 times a week.
gyllenhaalic by Jen Y December 18, 2005

gyllenhaalic 

Used by fans of Jake Gyllenhaal, meaning you're totally in love with him and would do everything to meet him.

Also a fanclub.
Girl 1: OMG I saw Brokeback Mountain yesterday. Jake is sooooo hot. *drools*
Girl 2: Yeah I'm a totally Gyllenhaalic - can't live without him. Don't you want to join our fanclub on www.iheartjake.com ?
Girl 1: W00t, I'm so in.
gyllenhaalic by ~dominique April 17, 2006

gyllenholland

THE PURE ROMANCE OF TOM HOLLAND AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL
I ship gyllenholland!

OMG GYLLENHOLLAND IS GONNA GET MARRIED! LOOK AT JAKE's POST
gyllenholland by -tomhlland October 17, 2019

Jake Gyllenhaal 

The type of guy who returns everything but the scarf. Literally doesn't start to date someone if they're over 22. Toxic. Narcissistic. Gaslighter. Non-hygienic.
Brad is slowly turning into Jake Gyllenhaal

Gyllenhaaled 

Jake Gyllenhaal plays con men in every role. A slimy trickster who would sleep with your girlfriend behind your back and fart on your childs sweets whilst in church.

Jaked Jake Gyllenhaaled Conned Taken for a fool Mugged off Lied To had childrens sweets farted on
Child: "Daddy, I came home from schools and found a man in mummys bed smiling at me and my sweets smelled of farts"... Daddy: "Shit, I've been Gyllenhaaled"
Gyllenhaaled by Franswinetom July 20, 2019