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Lad with a rediculously big penis
Gwong by Pfp200 June 22, 2017
A penis that is curly.
A male who has a penis which is curly, and in a spring shape, this is a gwong.
gwong by Schweinsteger June 28, 2010
liken to being gone, as in wasted, trashed, spaced out, etc...
Jayar: "God, I was wondering when you'd finally get it..."
JacketJonah: "LOL. Dabs got me, like, GWONG!"
gwong by dafuqizagnatfart December 30, 2014

Gwong fuk heung gong, si doi gak ming 

It's the Cantonese pronounciation of 光復香港,時代革命
Which means Liberate Hong Kong, the revolution of our times.
It all started from the Anti-Extradition protest since June.

People were typing it in Chinese online at the first place, but there were a lot of mainlanders using VPN to post horrible shits, like supporting Hong Kong's riot police and threatening protestors on IG and FB, and they even hacked a lot of web pages. (While they don't have any ideas about what people are going through in Hong Kong)
So Hong Kong people started to use Hong Kong language, and because it's different from Chinese Pinyin, so mainlanders can't read.
MOST IMPORTANTLY, we really appreciate everyone abroad for helping us spreading the news and having our back.
*people marching peacefully*
Group A of people: 'Gwong Fuk Heung Gong'
Group B of people: 'Si Doi Gak Ming'
gwong fuk heung gong, si doi gak ming

The Gongoozler 

A very SPOOKY being that hides in your pool only at night. The gongoozler will venture out into your chlorine liquid, and rest right before dawn, when it wakes and leaves. It takes the form of a half fish, half pre-pubescent man. It repeats his name, and is particularly interested in men named Mark Fishbach.
"The GONGOOZLER will hEEHHHHH swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you DOWN down down...."
The Gongoozler by SpikeyFrog October 11, 2020

Gongoozler 

The gongoozler prefers the pitch black of night. It lurks in the deep end of perfectly normal pools (or oceans) that have only been heated for two hours. The gongoozler will heeeeeeeh swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you down down down into the frothy depths. The tail of the gongoozler is considered to be a mighty relic.

If you see a shadow in your pool at night, it may be the shadow of the gongoozler. If you have ever heard the call of the gongoozler you know death is coming. Memento Mori, friends. 33: 11: 51: 11
Mark better watch out swimming around in his pool at night, or the Gongoozler might grab him by his toes and drag him to the depths...dragging him further beyond.
Gongoozler by ChirpyDragon October 11, 2020