gwife

from combining the words 'girfriend' and 'wife.' a girlfriend that is so ridiculously attached to the guy, constantly with the guy, (and most likely, in charge) it might as well be a wife.

yeah, Matt was gonna meet us at the bar, but his friggin gwife wouldn't let him.

by rob esss July 29, 2007

Whole life, one Gwife

A frequently used, broken english term from Guatemalans. "Whole life, one Gwife" means that throughtout a person's life, they will stay faithful to their wife, or other life partner.

- Dude I love B$.
- Whole life, one Gwife!

by illinipride23 October 2, 2006

Gwife

The term for a gay that has a wife.

Have you seen Paul’s gwife?

by Topher darling April 26, 2024