Gweck

Someone who dresses like a surfer, but has never ridden a wave in his life.

That dude wearing the Vans is such a gweck!

by Tim L. May 8, 2003

Gweck

BIG BUTLER said you’re a gloyt

You’re a Gweck

by BIG BUTLER March 22, 2023

Leopard gecko

A small reptilian lizard/gecko that has evolved from a small type of dinosaur often referred to as an 'Adorable floof baby'.

Oh you have a dog? Well I raise a tiny dinosaur, a leopard gecko.

by AmazingFoot December 1, 2019

Slippery Gecko

While having sex in the shower push your partner up against the wall kissing her, then quickly try to insert your penis into her anus and watch her try and climb the wall.

dude i totally shocked her with the slippery gecko

by Putrid169 June 29, 2011

dirty gecko parade

A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.

1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer

This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.

David puked half way through the dirty gecko parade.

by hopcopdontstop April 13, 2009

Gecko Mode

When Drew Thompson goes STUPID retarded

Ay that man chiefed earlier, now he's in gecko mode

by Gecko Mode January 9, 2019

Tokay Gecko

A beautiful lizard filled with rage and hate that wants to kill you in one bite, that's why most of them stay on your hand over a few hours when they bite.

If you want to get rid of Tokay Geckos in your house, let them open their mouth and feed them chocolates, avocados, grapes or unhealthy sweets.

by Shiine-1 January 11, 2022