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Gasmic Bypass

n. A drastic change in mental or physical state causing a person to completely lose their appetite for sex. Comes in two forms: Temporary or Chronic.
Larry: According to our couples therapist, my spousal disinterest and insensitivity are the primary reasons for Linda's Gasmic Bypass.
Joe: Temporary?
Larry: Sadly, No. We've moved on to Chronic.
Gasmic Bypass by Tagz February 28, 2009
Related Words
orgasm as an adjective. but its easier to say gasmic than orgasmic. not necessarily relating to sexual activities. delicious, amazing, wonderful, awesome, ridiculous(or food)
wow this smoothie is gasmic.
gasmic by Kate-len June 3, 2006
gasmic is a shortening of orgasmic, but in being it is seen as becoming better as shown in this story

there is a bus traveling from cambeltown to bowral but to do so it must pass through mittagong, mittagong is a reprisentation of the 'org' and bowral is a representation of the 'gasmic'. now mittagong is bad and ogie and no-one wants to be there but u have to to get to bowral which is good and yummie. so wot people do is go over mt. gibalter and skip out mittagong.

ie. no 1 likes to say 'org" so they just say 'gasmic'

that schnitzel is fluckin gasmic
gasmic by me and ace August 12, 2006

yarr-gasmic 

A word pirates use to describe something really good or a word pirates use to describe an orgasm
Arg that booty was yarr-gasmic last night.
yarr-gasmic by Whitney and Summer October 12, 2007

Cos-gasmic 

When a cougar drinks so many cosmos, she is ripe for taking to bed.
"That cougar over there -- she looks cos-gasmic. I'm going in for the kill."
Cos-gasmic by SharieD April 18, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026