Gvido is the best buddy you could ever ask for. He always makes your day with his “your mom” jokes and his humor. He can bully you sometimes but when you need him, he will be there to support you no matter what. He is also one of the sexiest men walking the Earth.
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Damn look at that Gvido over there, there is not a single girl he has spoken to and now he is drinking his head off.
by Denisious February 18, 2014
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Get the Gvido mug.by Chipthechip January 28, 2019
Get the guido mista mug.Guido hair. Typically a shiny and greasy vertical spike-style, the guidoo wearer looks much like a confused farmer who has just successfully milked a bull. Guidoos vary in length from year to year but are always very greasy. Must contain no less than 2 different haircare products. Must take at least 20 minutes to orchestrate.
With his blistering forehead acne and his shiny new Guidoo, Chet looked as if he'd been bobbing for french fries.
by swetepete February 6, 2010
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I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.
by Condor February 2, 2017
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First appeared in Ghidorah the three headed monster and was the antagonist of the movie before getting destroyed by Godzilla, Rodan and a Mothra Larve.
Spent the rest of the Showa era being controlled by aliens.
In the Heisei series he showed up due to people from the future bringing three Dorats to the place where a Godzillasaurus got turned into Godzilla. He gets completely destroyed in the fight.
Comes back later in the Movie as Mecha King Ghidora and dies while almost killing Godzilla
In the millenium series shows up as a Hero to fight Godzilla and dies
Monster X turns into Keiser Ghidorah who almost Defeats Godzilla before getting the beat down of his life.
In the animated Godzilla trilogy shows up in the most anticlimactic battle ever before running away.
Will show up in 2019's Godzilla King of the Monsters on May 31st
First appeared in Ghidorah the three headed monster and was the antagonist of the movie before getting destroyed by Godzilla, Rodan and a Mothra Larve.
Spent the rest of the Showa era being controlled by aliens.
In the Heisei series he showed up due to people from the future bringing three Dorats to the place where a Godzillasaurus got turned into Godzilla. He gets completely destroyed in the fight.
Comes back later in the Movie as Mecha King Ghidora and dies while almost killing Godzilla
In the millenium series shows up as a Hero to fight Godzilla and dies
Monster X turns into Keiser Ghidorah who almost Defeats Godzilla before getting the beat down of his life.
In the animated Godzilla trilogy shows up in the most anticlimactic battle ever before running away.
Will show up in 2019's Godzilla King of the Monsters on May 31st
King Ghidorah is controlled by aliens again, King Ghidorah seems Powerful, King Ghidorah got wrecked by Godzilla again, Why does Monster X have to turn into a monster Godzilla has Killed several times.
by Godzilla8000 April 18, 2019
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