Geido

Leader of Aboriginal Gorillas and Cotton Pickers in the Uranus.
A bot in R6. Fakest Nigga of all time
Gooder Education - Geido 2018.
Shittest player of Geido FC.
Has a PhD in cotton picking and slug eating.
"Stepback King"

Did you see Geido's plumpy fat ass?

by Yours only, yomemghey October 31, 2019

geido

Acting very ratchet or if your from the hood then you would understand more about the word

Person 1:Girl you are so geido

Person 2:Duh I'm from the hood

by YA.GURL.ZORA April 24, 2019

Geido Princess

One who is a white ghetto princess. a.k.a. Formlinka and Lumorbh. They must also be Russian.

We are geido princesses because we are russian white ghetto people.

by M-Dog August 7, 2004

guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.

wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*

by Chipthechip January 28, 2019

guidoo

Guido hair. Typically a shiny and greasy vertical spike-style, the guidoo wearer looks much like a confused farmer who has just successfully milked a bull. Guidoos vary in length from year to year but are always very greasy. Must contain no less than 2 different haircare products. Must take at least 20 minutes to orchestrate.

With his blistering forehead acne and his shiny new Guidoo, Chet looked as if he'd been bobbing for french fries.

by swetepete February 6, 2010

GEICO

A once small and efficient insurance company catering to government employees - hence the accronym GEICO or Government Employees Insurance Company. Now they have gotten gready - running adds gloating about their success. Pay your premiums and never make a claim and they will love you. Make an at fault claim and they will drop you like a hot rock.

Man, I belonged to GEICO since the 80s and never filed a claim. Then about the time geico became gecko BAM! two accidents in two months. They paid the claims no problem. Then they terminated my policy. They went from GEICO to GECKO to GAYCO where they stick it in your ass after pretending to be your friend for years. Piss on that Gecko faggot company!

by Mario Skink July 13, 2006

Guido Pump

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.

I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.

by Condor February 2, 2017