Your walking, and someone cooks a grenade all the way and throws it, and it just happens to land right by you, and there nothing you can do, thats gaynaded
The Guynae is every guy's down-there doc. All GPs are Guynaes, fully qualified and perfectly capable to handle mens' jiggly bits, to catch cancer before it catches you.
"My Guynae cares about my family jewels as much as I do."
"Sorry mate, going to be late for drinks, meeting my Guynae first."
"The Guynae says it's a perfectlyacceptable size."