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gutterhead 

Someone whose head is always in the gutter.
Me:Maura, you're such a gutterhead.
Maura: I know, im as randy as a wolf.
gutterhead by deusch juice November 19, 2005

Guttered 

(guh-turd) A mixture between being Haggard, in the gutter and almost always being intoxicated from some substance no matter what time of day; usually the funny guy at the party who always takes something just a little bit too far.
Look at Perry over there, he's pretty shitfaced.
(2 hours later)
Oh, fuck! Who shit in the microwave and put it on defrost? Perry?! Was it you? Man, you're guttered bro!
Guttered by Jaclay February 25, 2010

Guttered 

Past tense of someone being gutter stomped.
Did you hear how Matt died? He had his face guttered in.
Guttered by BrokeXCampbell November 2, 2018
Nickname for getting in them guts during sex.
I’m about to rearrange them gutteries tonight.
Gutteries by ShadyZay March 19, 2020

Guttered 

Under the influence of intoxicating substances to the point of being out of control.
God I was so guttered last night.
He is so guttered he couldn't get it up.
Guttered by Weezhard January 31, 2003

Baddest of Bitches and the most gutterest of hoes 

Term used to describe the typical jig city bitch.
" Damn, does she really have seven colors in her head?"

Reply, " Oh, she does! Only the baddest of bitches and the most gutterest of hoes can pull that off."
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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