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Gutter Skank 

The Gutter Skank, as previously pre-supposed is an unfortunate individual whose actions/beliefs/appearance has forced them into the status of said title. These folk generally take abode in gutters; although some have been found lurking in enclosures such as the open garage or broken dustbin. The gutter skank professes a love for metal tasting objects, and for the grimy leaves found at the kerb in the Autumn months. This explains the heightened appearance in the season. Gutter Skanks are resenting of small children and will strike with force and animosity given the chance. They are exclusive from society and rely on the exchanging of blood for food as survival. It is often said that the term "mud-blood" taken from the popular novels by a not so popular author was derived from the worthlessness of a Gutter Skanks blood. This pittance is the cause for the dying out of this once plaguing race, now there are only two remaining. To rid yourself of a possible infestation of Gutter Skank, you must implement the use of giraffe semen in your everyday life e.g. using it as washing up liquid.
Symptoms of a possible infestation are namely the putrid smell of vomit and burning flesh, and the disappearance of valuables, food and babies.
Oh dear, there is a Gutter Skank a yonder
Gutter Skank by breakfast1 February 2, 2009
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Gutter Skank 

Gutterskank-a female who has descended below the questionable moral character of the common whore in favor a lack of any moral fiber all together usually resulting in a pitiful disease ridden state. One need no longer negotiate for the affection of such a creature for it shall be given for any meager item or small amount of monetary compensation one is willing to give; for the wretch in question no longer has a true “soul” and is more a mere husk of an entity than an actual human being. The swine lusts for nothing more than to merely survive in her piteous repulsive state such as a sewer rat might (though it may in fact be an insult to the rat in question), thus she has crawled into the proverbial “gutter” of existence and is looked down upon by society as an extreme form of a “skank”.
That filthy ass gutter skank down on the corner has three STD’s and gives head for French fries.
Gutter Skank by Steven Runyan March 9, 2008

gutter skank 

A person, typically a chic, who is as dirty and skanky as one can get, can be hoish, slutty, disgusting, or jus plain NASTY!
Jenny is such a gutter skank, did u see those hooker boots she was wearing yesterday, she thinks she Julia Roberts!
gutter skank by K8e April 3, 2004

gutter shank 

A gay guy that jerks off on another mans face then cums in his mouth then the man that got the cum spits it into another mans mouth

Alaskan Gutterskunk 

A man who finds pleasure in a women farting during anal.
Johnny is a such an Alaskan Gutterskunk. Amy farted and he didn’t last 10 more seconds.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026