2 definitions by MacInbush
The result of an artistic ejacultion whereby the recipient is given a semen mustache. The range and style of gustache is limited only by the precision, imagination, and capacity of the giver and the patience of the receiver.
"I wanted to give her the full on glazed donut effect, but it was my fifth load of the day so I had to settle for giving her a gushtache."
by MacInbush November 4, 2016
The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.
"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."
by MacInbush April 8, 2016