Gusde

A Balinese guy who says he will text you more often but never does

Gusde text me back please

by horselover1999 August 21, 2022

Gundere

A term born from the anime 'Nichijou'. It is the combination of 'gun' and 'tsundere' to make 'gundere'. It is the same as tsundere but the cold-like treatment towards the love victim is taken to a new level, incorporating the use of weapons ranging from sub-machine guns to heavy artillery.

The cold-treatment in 'tsundere' is usually just verbal, where as in 'gundere' the cold-treatment is extreme violence via heavy weaponry.

Female (blushing): I-It's not like I'm doing this for you or anything.
Male: I don't really need your help..
Female (extreme blushing): *Fires rocket launcher at the male* I'm going to help you anyway! be grateful!

by Keodara January 14, 2012

gusset typist

A woman who masturbates. Also gusset pianist. As in “I’ve heard she plays the gusset piano”.

by cracky March 1, 2003

gundee

Any type of drug.

Hey bro lets go get some gundee for the party.

by Brohammers November 18, 2015

Guide Dogging

Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.

"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"

by Vaughanonymous December 18, 2012

Acrapulators Guide

A book describing the custom of acquiring items of nominal value, or at greatly discounted prices -- usually used.

The Acrpaulator's Guide is very funny.

by Jill B. Horist September 13, 2005

gundelf

A gundelf is the act of When a small child falls into a gorilla pit... and the gorilla gets shot.

"Oh shit, did you hear about that 'gundelf' on the news"
"Na fam"

by Roomsterman June 5, 2016