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Scarborough/Burlington/Greater Toronto Area slang similar to the slang word gurked or murked. Means to beat someone up.
"Bro if you don't stop talking shit you're gonna get gurksed."
Gurksed by Bondicrumch February 14, 2018

bitch u guessed it

A cocky way of saying "you were right".
Bitch u guessed it.

guessedge 

all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'

guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere

when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities

all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
guessedge by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009

Bitch you guessed it 

From the song "u guessed it" feat. 2. Chainz by Og Maco the term "Bitch you guessed it" is pretty much a cocky way of saying you're right.
Paul: "How tall are you?"

Tyrone: "guess."
Paul: "idk 6 foot?"
Tyrone: "Bitch you guessed it"

bitch you guessed it 

1.When someone states the obvious.

2. The name of a song . It's really stupid but good at the same time.
-Jamie is a hoe
-BITCH YOU GUESSED IT!!
WOO!
YOU WAS RIGHT.

-Light Yagami,you are Kira

-BITCH YOU GUESSED IT

WOO
YOU WAS RIGHT!

-Justin Bieber is a faggot
-BITCH YOU GUESSED IT
WOO
YOU WAS FUCKING RIGHT
He was totally gussed!
gussed by sjdb9 October 16, 2008