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The sound your cat produces when vomiting.

"Gurkle, gurkle, gurkle."

"God damn it, Whiskers is at it again. It's your turn to pick it up."

It can even be an imitation of a cat trying to puke.

"Gurkle, gurkle."

"Dad stop, I'm trying to eat."
vomit puke gross cat funny Gurkle
Gurkle by The real Glen Coco January 26, 2014
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the onomatopoeic term for the sound of a vagina becoming wet with anticipation.
"I can't wait for my hot date with Derek tonight! *gurkle*"
gurkle by Derk June 29, 2004
Dude, that cat knocked on the door for five minutes then he gurkled on my fucking bookshelf
Gurkle by catgurkler May 16, 2011

Gurkle the Merkle 

When you get a blow job from someone in the bathroom stall of a bar while they have your legs in the air while also eating your ass.
Has anyone seen Becky? Yeah. She took some dude back to Gurkle the Merkle.
Gurkle the Merkle by Jing101 February 9, 2023

Urkel Gurkle 

The act of giving someone head while they eat ice cream.
Do you want to come back to my place and give me an Urkel Gurkle?
Urkel Gurkle by Urkel888 June 14, 2025
Scarborough/Burlington/Greater Toronto Area slang similar to the slang word gurked or murked. Means to beat someone up.
"Bro if you don't stop talking shit you're gonna get gurksed."
Gurksed by Bondicrumch February 14, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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