Gurkle

The sound your cat produces when vomiting.

"Gurkle, gurkle, gurkle."

"God damn it, Whiskers is at it again. It's your turn to pick it up."

It can even be an imitation of a cat trying to puke.

"Gurkle, gurkle."

"Dad stop, I'm trying to eat."

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by The real Glen Coco January 26, 2014

Gurkle

To defecate with dubious motives.

Dude, that cat knocked on the door for five minutes then he gurkled on my fucking bookshelf

by catgurkler May 16, 2011

gurkle

According to Tracy Morgan, among the finest sounds heard during fellatio.

*gurkle* *gulkle* *gurkle* *GACK*

by dihydrogen monoxide February 09, 2009

gurkle

the onomatopoeic term for the sound of a vagina becoming wet with anticipation.

"I can't wait for my hot date with Derek tonight! *gurkle*"

by Derk June 29, 2004

Gurkle the Merkle

When you get a blow job from someone in the bathroom stall of a bar while they have your legs in the air while also eating your ass.

Has anyone seen Becky? Yeah. She took some dude back to Gurkle the Merkle.

by Jing101 February 09, 2023

Urkel Gurkle

The act of giving someone head while they eat ice cream.

Do you want to come back to my place and give me an Urkel Gurkle?

by Urkel888 June 14, 2025