Gupting

The act of doing something horribly or half-assedly!
It can also refer to when someone one is being absolutely dogged on.

You're playing Dark souls? did you fight nameless king yet?
Yes, i was absolutely gupting the fight.

Gupting by LocalHistorian May 2, 2026

It’s gurting time 

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

It’s gurting time by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

gutting the tuna 

Having sex with a girl on her period

She was on the rag when we went camping so i was gutting the tuna all weekend period sex tuna bloody mess

gutting the tuna by bardamock September 11, 2012

Gurting 

Guts + hurting = Gurting.

Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers

Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.

Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.

CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.

David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.

BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.

Gurting by Barbara Dole September 15, 2010

Dis-Fucking-Gusting 

Dis-Fucking-Gusting is used when the good 'ol standard disgusting just won't do in conveying your utter disgust.

Dude: Damn, Nick's burps are Dis-Fucking-Gusting!!!!
Trick: I concur.

Nick: Heather is Dis-Fucking-Gusting!!!!!
Matt: I rather enjoy her...

Dis-Fucking-Gusting by RaiderRob December 20, 2010

Gusting 

When your are about to go down on your fine lady friend, but first you nee to check if she has washed so you put your face only a small distance away from the vagina under scrutiny and you use your left hand to gentle waft the air towards your nose while taking a stealthy inhale to check the pungency.

Nan!? NAN!? Are you trying to gust me!? Ridiculous! You better know I wash bitch! - or - I've caught you gusting me you saggy little shit!

Gusting by Jesusthebickeringfuck November 30, 2018

gutting 

adjective: A word used to describe a negative emotional state or experience. Also, gutted

"My partner of two years just broke up with me, gutting mate, absolutely gutting"

or

"I'm so gutted, I lost that race at the last minute"

gutting by T Newton November 1, 2007