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gumpting

The process of building up sperm within ones penis before ejaculating.
I was gumpting a huge one and then I blew all over her face.
by oneeyedsnake September 21, 2011
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Gumpting

The act of having penetrative sex with somone inside a human cadaver
"Went gumpting out at the cemetery with my girl last night"
by Dr. Farquad July 28, 2024
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Gumping It

So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.
"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."
by Totally Not A Furry March 6, 2021
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Gumping It

When a person is not quite retard yet they are on the line.
Yeah I fucked that slow chick, but it’s cool since she’s gumping it and not a full retard.
by Human Whisk2 November 24, 2020
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Gumping

Last night at the party I walked in on shane gumping my retarded sister
by Ironheade March 27, 2021
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Gumpping it

To have sex with a almost retarded individual
I was gumpping it with this girl at Christian camp, at least then she didnt need a reason to make a single sentence.
by Mich3villi March 30, 2021
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Forrest Gumping

One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.
One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!
by SkipperNaut April 28, 2017
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