Guntify
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Guntification
The metamorphosis-like process in which a woman accumulates fat cell storage in her FUPA and gut to create a gunt. This is often done as an assertion of dominance, although it also has other uses, such as creating gunt cheese, gunt butter, and occupying handicapped seats on public transit. (See also: FUPA Fusion)
Denise: Why can’t I just settle down with a man and make a family? I’m getting too old for the single life.
Barb: The competition is fierce out there. You need to undergo guntification so that you can launch your enemies away from your suitors.
Denise: I hadn’t thought of that. Then we can ride the bus in style too!
Barb: MHMM! Now eat those damn cheese balls and get at it!
Barb: The competition is fierce out there. You need to undergo guntification so that you can launch your enemies away from your suitors.
Denise: I hadn’t thought of that. Then we can ride the bus in style too!
Barb: MHMM! Now eat those damn cheese balls and get at it!
Guntification by Powerqueef September 26, 2022
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