Guntification 

The metamorphosis-like process in which a woman accumulates fat cell storage in her FUPA and gut to create a gunt. This is often done as an assertion of dominance, although it also has other uses, such as creating gunt cheese, gunt butter, and occupying handicapped seats on public transit. (See also: FUPA Fusion)

Denise: Why can’t I just settle down with a man and make a family? I’m getting too old for the single life.

Barb: The competition is fierce out there. You need to undergo guntification so that you can launch your enemies away from your suitors.

Denise: I hadn’t thought of that. Then we can ride the bus in style too!

Barb: MHMM! Now eat those damn cheese balls and get at it!

Guntification by Powerqueef September 26, 2022

cuntification

The frequency of cunt-like behaviour.

Total cuntification in this town.

cuntification by Professor of pedagogy January 18, 2016

Gentrification 

When "urban renewal" of lower class neighbourhoods with condos attracts yuppie tenants, driving up rents and driving out long time, lower income residents. It often begins with influxes of local artists looking for a cheap place to live, giving the neighbourhood a bohemian flair. This hip reputation attracts yuppies who want to live in such an atmosphere, driving out the lower income artists and lower income residents, often ethnic/racial minorities, changing the social character of the neighbourhood.

It also involves the "yuppification" of local businesses; shops catering to yuppie tastes like sushi resaturants, Starbucks, etc... come to replace local businesses displaced by higher rents.

The term was coined by sociologist Ruth Glass, who is quoted below.

"One by one, many of the working class quarters of London have been invaded by the middle-classes—upper and lower. Shabby, modest mews and cottages—two rooms up and two down—have been taken over, when their leases have expired, and have become elegant, expensive residences .... Once this process of 'gentrification' starts in a district it goes on rapidly until all or most of the original working-class occupiers are displaced and the whole social character of the district is changed."
-Ruth Glass (1964)

Gentrification by Black_Lotus June 20, 2006

sexual gratification 

Sexual gratification is the feeling of satisfying one's sexual desires for something. e.g. fulfilling, indulging, or quenching.

Guy A: "Man me and my girlfriend were in the sack last night."

Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"

A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."

B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"

A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"

B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."

A: "For reals?"

sexual gratification by pseu-odonkayeo1179 December 29, 2020

delayed gratification 

withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.

Not jacking off for a month. Then finally jacking off. Delayed Gratification.

delayed gratification by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013

Gentrification 

When a bunch of white people move to the ghetto and open up a bunch of cup cake shops

The lower east side has undergone gentrification by homos and hipsters

Gentrification by tucan121 February 9, 2012

instant gratification monkey 

An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.

Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate

Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!

instant gratification monkey by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018