Gundega is the most caring person you will find. She will help you get up, she will be your best hype-man and definitely a shoulder to cry on. A person who will light up the darkest room. Gundega is beautiful inside and out. She loves sarcastic jokes, the same as black humour. You will always laugh when you are around her. If you ever meet Gundega, don’t break her heart, she’s been through a lot and she still is the most positive person ever.
“If you are looking for best friend, Gundega will be the one for you.”
“That’s Gundega, if you want a perfect partner, she’s the one for you.”
The Unholy Trinity of Grapefruiting , a blumpkin , and a creampie.
The male is to receive a blumpkin, using the grapefruit technique, and is to finish during vaginal intercourse with the female, while still expelling feces into the toilet.
Many who have experienced a "gungegasm" have also suffered from heart-related fatalities within the following week.
"The autopsy, along with the grapefruit and smeared feces on the wall found at the scene, brought about the conclusion that the victim had died of heart failure, due to a very penis-straining gungegasm."