Gundega is the most caring person you will find. She will help you get up, she will be your best hype-man and definitely a shoulder to cry on. A person who will light up the darkest room. Gundega is beautiful inside and out. She loves sarcastic jokes, the same as black humour. You will always laugh when you are around her. If you ever meet Gundega, don’t break her heart, she’s been through a lot and she still is the most positive person ever.
The Unholy Trinity of Grapefruiting , a blumpkin , and a creampie.
The male is to receive a blumpkin, using the grapefruit technique, and is to finish during vaginal intercourse with the female, while still expelling feces into the toilet.
Many who have experienced a "gungegasm" have also suffered from heart-related fatalities within the following week.
"The autopsy, along with the grapefruit and smeared feces on the wall found at the scene, brought about the conclusion that the victim had died of heart failure, due to a very penis-straining gungegasm."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.