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gummilingus 

The act of cunnilingus by a toothless person.
I walked in on my grandfather, his dentures out, performing gummilingus on my grandma!
gummilingus by Rex Hamilton February 17, 2008
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Gummilingus 

The act in which a gummy bear performs oral sex on multiple men.
The Three Don’s of the Mira Loma family went to Cabo San Lucas to receive some gummilingus on the beach
Gummilingus by Ispywords November 18, 2021

Hummilingus 

(noun) The act of humming while performing cunnilingus, for the specific purpose of enhancing one's partner's pleasure. The "humming" could literally be an audible humming sound created with the vocal tract, or alternatively, only a figure of speech, used to describe any number of techniques for causing the mouth, tongue, cheeks, or other parts of the face to rapidly oscillate or vibrate.

Origin: Probably a portmanteau of the verb to hum and the noun cunnilingus. Of uncertain date of origin, but frequently used within the last five years on the internet by some of the reclusive writers who post at forums where extramarital affairs are discussed. Also seen at completely different forums, where perplexed schoolteachers ponder the meaning of recently coined words, used by their students. (In this case, UrbanDictionary.com provides a valuable public service to educational professionals!)
postings by schoolteachers, probably wondering about the meaning of various alternative spellings of hummugus, humongous, or humungous, at forum --
http://www.glennalicious.org/archives/2004/09/school_flow.html
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Original Post (OP) ...My favorite student mistake so far-
A girl wrote a sentence with the word 'hummnungus.' Just as gaint means giant, I think the first word is humungous, but you can never tell with kids.
Posted by G at September 25, 2004 07:27 PM
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Comments to OP--
The word of the year is "GINORMOUS". A mixture of "giant" and "enormous" that seems to be permeating my household of late. I thought after junior high they stop making up their own words. I was wrong.
Posted by: pua at September 26, 2004 04:49 PM
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"Hummunungus" sounds like something boy hummingbirds would do to girl hummingbirds. But I didn't say that out loud.
Posted by: PatCH at September 27, 2004 03:08 AM
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Hummilingus?
Posted by: palochi at September 27, 2004 02:21 PM


Posted to an internet forum for discussing extramarital affairs, the Philanderers Forum, found at http://www.privateaffairs.com/PForum2/ and associated with http://philanderers.com/
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OP (original poster): "my last MM (boyfriend who was a married man) had a delightful way of eating pussy. "
Her girlfriend and confidant: "What, may I ask, did this accomplished pussy eater manage to do, to be so thrilling to your jaded libido?"
OP: "ummmmm... he hummed."
Confidant: "He did what? He hummed a tune?"
OP: "Not exactly. It's hard to describe. I am not sure if it was humming. Whatever it was, he made his mouth vibrate, giving my clit the most subtle but intense sensations. It was almost too intense. At first, I did not like it. But he seemed to be able to tell how much I could stand, by listening to me moan. So, if I would relax and sing out to him, he could fly me up to altitude faster than a pocket rocket. I was very sorry to see him go back to his wife."
Lurking participant, chiming in: "Wow! Sounds like he was givin' you hummilingus!"
OP: "Hummilingus? How apropos! He not only hummed like a Hummingbird, but like a thirsty little bird, was eager to lap up all of my nectar, too"
Confidant: " The humming-bird? Mon dieu! Le colibri de Montréal Club Super Sex!"
Lurking participant, again: "Careful, you can't believe everything you read in this forum... could be tongue-in-cheek... or on the other hand, literally, TONGUE!"
Hummilingus by Casey Johns February 26, 2009

Tummilingus 

Like cunnilingus or analingus, involving using ones tongue to stimulate the naval - often but not exclusively a sexual activity.
That guy with the beard I fucked last night gave amazing tummilingus.
Tummilingus by Tag Gryph September 6, 2005

cummilingus

When one performs cunnilingus post creampie; licking pussy after creating a Twinkie.
Timmy, a earnest and short fused fellow, performed cummilingus to help his lady out.
cummilingus by Willyquakes May 13, 2016

cummilingus

the sexual act of performing cunnilingus on a luscious lady and simultaneous jerking off when they both orgasms he cums all over her stomach.
I love a good day of cummilingus. It gets me get off when he preforms cunnilingus on me while jerking off on me and cumming on me. this act of cummilingus is an epic dual orgasm.
cummilingus by HBombD June 13, 2022

bummilingus 

The act of extending your partner's oral pleasure by sliding down to the south pole.
Oh my God. Becky. Look at her butt. I bet Sir Mix-A-Lot would bummilingus that in a heartbeat.
bummilingus by be July 14, 2016
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