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A guido that has creepy tendencies.
Look at that guierdo over there staring at us! He's been doing that for over thirty minutes now.
Guierdo by flowebbtide May 9, 2013
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Guiedo is the act of two partners putting their asses together. They will then proceed to shit into eachother's assholes.
Bob: Wow, Jerry, you must not have taken a shit for days! I'm still trying to get it all out from last night's guiedo session!

Jerry: *laughs* It's true...
guiedo by Guiedo_Man May 1, 2010
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Look at that guiedo in his caddy with his St. Christopher statue on the dashboard!
guiedo by John E. Danger January 22, 2004

guberdoodle 

a bald man with eyes really close together
that guy is the perfect definition of a guberdoodle
guberdoodle by Rev Murdoc December 15, 2010
puerto rican slang for a homosexual, like guappo. also a sign of affection
man1: hola mi guiermo ;]
man2: te amo guappo
guiermo by anarchyforpeace July 4, 2008
A person who loves basketball and always tries to make himself a beeter person. He doesnt like when he puts himself in difficult situations
Man I'm guerdo
guerdo by fyelol July 16, 2017
Someone that is weird and awkward. Exactly like the car from the movie “cars” who is named Guiedo. He’s weird and awkward
Rick- “wow Jared is such a guiedo, he never says anything he just stands there, it’s weird”
Guiedo by Lucyloo2442 April 29, 2024
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