6 definitions by ak2215
A nick-name for Starbucks based on how much beetus their company creates with their products. A cup o' beetus could be any sugar packed drink they are selling.
Barista: "What can I get started for ya!?"
Fatass: "Yes, um, could I have a trenta, whole milk, caramel frap, with extra caramel and whip."
FPH Member: "Looks like ol' hammy is gettin herself a big cup of the beetus. Fucking Starbeetus... killing out humanity..."
Fatass: "Yes, um, could I have a trenta, whole milk, caramel frap, with extra caramel and whip."
FPH Member: "Looks like ol' hammy is gettin herself a big cup of the beetus. Fucking Starbeetus... killing out humanity..."
by ak2215 May 8, 2018
When a player uses his status to assert his dominance over a woman. For example, if a guy is a good looking player, and one of his women gets out line, he can flex on her and tell her to shut up; but he has to do it smooth and stern, not violent and aggressive.
Woman: Why the hell were you talking to that bitch at the bar?!?
Player: First off, don't raise your voice at me. Second, I'm going to talk to whoever I want, when ever I want. And third, you know you I care about you. That woman means nothing to me...
Woman: Okay... I love you baby. I'm sorry for raising my voice...
Observer at the bar: Damn that dude just showed the gigolo flex like a pro.
Player: First off, don't raise your voice at me. Second, I'm going to talk to whoever I want, when ever I want. And third, you know you I care about you. That woman means nothing to me...
Woman: Okay... I love you baby. I'm sorry for raising my voice...
Observer at the bar: Damn that dude just showed the gigolo flex like a pro.
by ak2215 March 4, 2016
When a fellow prison inmate gives a little unconsenting affection to the anus of another inmate. i.e. prison butt rape.
MORENO: Ever had your shit pushed in?
JAKE: What?
MORENO: I had my shit pushed in.
SNIPER: Me too. My shit's been puuushed in.
Smiley?
SMILEY: (grins) I'm always gettin' love from the homies.
JAKE: What?
MORENO: I had my shit pushed in.
SNIPER: Me too. My shit's been puuushed in.
Smiley?
SMILEY: (grins) I'm always gettin' love from the homies.
by ak2215 September 9, 2019
Creeper 1: "So I was perving on that yoga class and that chick in the grey yoga pants had some serious back cam showing when she bent over."
Creeper 2: Did you get a picture?!? Back cams are my favorite type of camel toe by far!
Creeper 2: Did you get a picture?!? Back cams are my favorite type of camel toe by far!
by ak2215 February 24, 2016
When a dude in prison intentional shows the top of his ass by sagging his pants/ wearing a short shirt. Intended to attract lovers like when women show off their cleavage.
Inmate 1: Daaaaamn bro, did you see the top of Tyrell's ass just now.
Inmate 2: Oh hell yeah. Thas some nice prison cleavage. I'ma rape his ass good tonight.
Inmate 1: Lucky...
Inmate 2: Oh hell yeah. Thas some nice prison cleavage. I'ma rape his ass good tonight.
Inmate 1: Lucky...
by ak2215 July 23, 2015
Eating multiple snack foods at the same time. A common practice for the morbidly obese who need to gorge on numerous junk food items at once.
Tess: I am excellent at multisnacking. I was able to devour a sleeve of cookies, a bag of chips, and a pack of honey roasted peanuts, all in one sitting.
by ak2215 February 24, 2019