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a fucking god or a sexy beast that has a dork (whale's penis)
OMG BECKY! David Beckham is such a guelmi!
Guelmi by s2gabzs2 March 10, 2009
Words you can keep
Anoying sound to shout when your friend is sleeping because of beer consumption. His girlfriend may be trying to grab your cock meanwhile.
Gueline.... gueeeeeline! Gueeeeeeeline!
gueline by Mathilda January 29, 2005
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Guelliano 

That one guy from Instagram whose name you can't pronounce. But, he's also the most amazing guy in the world. Never goes back on his word, is an amazing rapper/singer. He's a great boyfriend, very loving a caring, great in the bed, and has a beautiful smile. Even though he appears to be weak and lame, he's a complete savage if you really piss him off.
Oi you see that guy over there. He looks like a Guelliano
Guelliano by Guells March 12, 2017
verb. To cock-block a fraternity brother while in only your underwear as he attempts to hook up with a girl he'd never have a chance with.
Rudy had that girl in her thong in the hottub until Tim walked by and gueliched him.
Guelich by Dillon Collier February 8, 2005

Guemiksizian 

Pimpest of pimps to have ever existed in the human species whether male or female they can be sweethearts in the inside yet a tough cookie to crumble on the outside. Having a mysterious aura people are naturally drawn to these intectuall beings. Sexy, exotic, sensual, flirtatious and playful yet always observant and aware of their surroundings will protect their own kind to the fullest. Known to be a freak in the sheets, wild and aggressive gauranteed to give their partner a crazy work out. Love to be challanged and tend to keep interest in those whom they find intriguing. Have the ability to give the eye and get the point across all without a word being said. Extremley competative and at times very opinionated only the strongest of characters will manage to keep up with a Guemiksizian.
1. Last night while having dinner with some friends I was distracted by a Guemiksizian from across the room.

2. Now remember its just a game we are playing for fun no need to become a Guemiksizian, deal?

3. Carrie:OMG are you serious????

Lynn: yes im telling you hes somethin else

Carrie: So your telling me Guemiksizian in the

morning, Guemiksizian at noon and....

Lynn: Yes Guemiksizian in the evening, Ive

considered just cancelling my membership to the gym

there's just no need anymore...LOL

Carrie: I agree sounds like you already have a

membership to Guemiksizian total fitness who needs

ballys.....hahahahaha
Guemiksizian by bumblebeesnaps February 5, 2010
Gelmi is an angel who is been protected by her own guardian angel who is also her soulmate!
Gelmi will stay with you Forever
gelmi by greek astro November 23, 2021

jack gelmi 

he is an L bozo/ a Flop/ a massive fat wanna be esh lad
very bitchy
jack gelmi- im wanna be esh
everyone else- shut the fuck up faggot
jack gelmi by pppoper April 30, 2022
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